The poetry of spam

Here are the unedited subject lines of my spam from the last couple of days. Think how much easier freshman college poetry classes must be in the spam era.

New items appeared
Marvellous! Tits of Beyonce
Something inadequate about you
Can't find your photos
Cure for cancer
Your tree won't fall down
Feel the love and grow huge
Medically-approved and safe ways to grow size
Get immediate rod reaction
Excuse me for sending it
Stop making noise, please
For Christian users only
Fiesta steel games
Automatic password resending
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