Now that Sarah Palin is free from responsibility, as a person who has also seen Russia and lived in a gas-producing state, I'd like to help her give this country back to the people who don't need to study English to know that 1 plus 1 equals 2. So I'm applying to work on the Palin 2012 campaign.
Here are some of my slogans that will help Sarah get her family in the Oval Office where they can see about changing its shape. Isn't 200 years of oval long enough?
Palin 2012: We gave smart people a chance. Now it's our turn.
Palin 2012: "Only dead fish go with the flow."
I want a woman in the White House in the worst way possible. Vote Palin 2012.
Palin for President in 2012, 2013 and most of 2014
Vote for a woman who protects her kids from comedians. Palin 2012
Hate the economy? Vote Palin 2012 and make it go away
In Alaska, health care is a needle and thread. Vote Palin 2012
Abstinence first! But if that fails, vote Palin 2012
Hawaii community college dropouts for Palin 2012. One of us!
Idaho community college dropouts for Palin 2012. One of us!
Alaska community college dropouts for Palin 2012. One of us!
Idaho journalism degree holders for Palin 2012. We don't let our higher learning affect our core values!
Palin 2012: 3rd place in Miss Alaska, 1st place in my heart
Palin 2012: Who you callin' trailer trash? I've got the nuclear football!
Palin 2012: Put the "white" back in White House
(I better trademark that one)
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