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| Sommelier Kobayashi has been constipated since 2012! |
But those profiles ... I'm posting screen grabs because it's possible they'll be taken down after this blog post. Even in Japanese, who thought that telling us about Kobayashi's, er, elimination regime was a good idea?
We controlled with essential oil and Medicinal Herb tea to drink last year and did not drink so-called "medicine", but were made to use steroid from early March because we pulled mind this year and played truant.
Uh, yeah. Another great line from a different sommelier's profile: "We look unreliable, but are a mother of 1 child even if we see in this way." Ohkaaay.
There isn't much I can add to these delightful sommelier profiles. It is every day when we reflect we are impressed by profundity of wine, so please to enjoy and comment with responsible.
A hat tip to my friend Glenn for pointing this out. Let's proceed to live karaoke appreciation but not readily improve!
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8 comments:
Really? Isetan? So funny!
Thank you for good laugh.
We are laughing off constipated ass.
I always knew that word should be pronounced "smellier"... (the "O" is silent, but deadly).
Not sure how this used to read, but it's something like: "do not make fun of people with broken english, as that means it's probably their second... or third language"
So next time you think about making fun of someone's english, stop and think how many languages can you speak? Is your spanish, japanese, or french as good as that person's broken english?
Leo, I would agree with you if the sommeliers had written their profiles in English by themselves. That is not true in this case, though. Isetan, a luxury-level department store in Japan, went cheap and used the 5 yen per word machine translation service from Cross Language (http://www.crosslanguage.co.jp/internet/365/). That decision and the results are worthy of derision, in my opinion.
Leo: Yes, I think it's fair to say my Japanese is as good as Kobayashi's English. And I'm not constipated either.
Plus, what Guren said. そのとおりです.
"The Language Barrier Is About to Fall" (Wall Street Journal)
Link: http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-language-barrier-is-about-to-fall-1454077968
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